i poop on cars

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orangemuses:

THE DREAM

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tastefullyoffensive:

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popculturebrain:

Watch: The Lonely Island - Between Two Ferns/Spring Break Anthem

Featuring Zach Galifianakis, James Franco and Ed Norton.

#WACKWEDNESDAYS

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A special message for my followers.

crueland-unusual:

ducksmith:

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Press Ctrl and F, type in 99 and then press “Highlight all”.

I am so done with everyone on this site.

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cptfunk:

froghat:

marielikestodraw:3patchproblem:theneverendingdrums:
and-afez:cumberqueen:themajorkey:

use the ‘pause’ button, okay?

THIS MADE MY DAY. I CRIED.

oh my god THIS IS PURE AND UTTER PERFECTION.

OMFG THIS WINS ON SO MANY LEVELS. It reminds me why I love this fandom so much and God knows I needed that today…

I HAVE KILLED MANGO IN COLD BLOOD

Whoever did this is my friend now. You are my friend, and you have no say in the matter.

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likeafieldmouse:

Dan Beckemeyer - Systems (2009) - Illustrated skeletal system and hand-felted muscle mass on abaca paper

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opus15:

sure i wanted to find you, but not like this

never like this

(Source: enderse, via datjewfro)

dylansindelar:

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).

Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.

A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

Don’t care if it’s real, I love it.